I am Tortis Pullo the Third of his name. I am a philosophical turtle. I am reasonably confident that I was Marcus Aurelius in a past life. I was intially reborn as a bacteria for allowing Commodus to inherit the empire, an act that was the beginning of the end of the Glory of Rome. Since then, through acts of exceptional karma I have worked my way up to a box turtle, that can type, pretty amazing eh? Seriously.